REMEMBER SHE IS 1....

I honestly love my daughter, I promise I do, but, I don't think anyone can prepare you for the toddler stage. She is a cute, little, chunky, blond, angel....and today she may have consumed a CASCADE dish soap gel tab and while I was on the phone trying to get directions on how to make sure she didn't get sick, she may have been playing in the toilet water, and right after we sucked down the glass of milk I was instructed to give her and washed her contaminated hands, she may have fallen over the side of the couch and given herself a nasty bloody lip....I love my daughter I promise I do...